What's Really Behind My Heartburn?

A woman who appeared to be intoxicated was sitting at a bar and asked the bartender for a "marhini" to treat her heartburn.

The bartender prepared the drink and served it to her. Shortly after, she called him over and requested another "marhini" for her heartburn.

Despite the bartender's reaction, he made her another drink and placed it in front of her. A few minutes later, she beckoned him over again for another "marhini" for her heartburn.

The bartender corrected her mispronunciations and pointed out that her supposed heartburn was due to her breast being in the ashtray, not an actual medical condition.