After hours of flirting, she brings her new flame home

A woman invited her lover to her home during the day while her husband was at work. When her 9-year-old son unexpectedly arrived home and saw them together, he hid in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also came home, and she unknowingly put her lover in the closet where the little boy was already hiding.

The boy and the lover found themselves in the closet together on another occasion. The boy initiated a conversation with “Dark in here,” to which the man responded affirmatively. The boy mentioned having a baseball, offering to sell it, and eventually selling it for $150 to the man. This scenario repeated a few weeks later with a Wilson infielder’s glove sold for $350.

Subsequently, the boy's father discovered the inflated prices at which his son had sold his possessions and decided to teach him a lesson. He took the boy to church to confess his greed. In the confession booth, the boy commented, “Dark in here,” only to be surprised by the priest's response, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now.”